Abandon All Hope And Promises Ye Who Want To Watch

Jan 27, 20155 min read

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Published: Jan 27, 2015

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Urgh...

I, honestly feel like I overestimated my tolerance to shit...

It's no secret here that I may have done some...

Over positive stuff for the time I was here.

I had some plans to try and assert myself and prove that I can be a force at criticizing to be reckoned with as well.

So, what did I decide to do?

Why, declare in a journal entry that I was going to review "Bludgeoning Angel Dokuro-Chan"! What else!

Only problem, I didn't see at the time what a force it was. I just assumed it was a Meg abuse joke extending a series and stock photos of monkeys. So, seeing how I didn't know much about it, I decided to read more into it, and read the plots and character bios, as well as doing some gif and small video clip research (like 6 seconds), It proved to be...insightful.

What I didn't expect from this show was that the blood was TOO gruesome going for a cartoon-ish yet real-ish look yet failing to the point that I could throw up (And I can even handle Binding Of Isaac, Ren Seeks Help and God of FUCKING WAR for crying out loud), faces belonging in the Exorcist, TWO punching bags, a flat out annoying and unlikable main female lead, GOD being against the main male lead, a series that may have only 2 salvageable plots that are decent at best, karma never getting invited, deaths being comical except if it's Dokuro, Dokuro the Mary Sue, the stock images being WORSE than I imagined...

Overall, before even seeing the first episode and less than 10 actual seconds of the, I read and viewed so much that really...

I lost the drive to do it...

Should I get enough courage and experience to Mr. Enter levels of tolerating shit or be presented a chance to view it with friends whom we can make fun of it together, I will definitely come back, but for now this show is being placed on the back burner.

I feel so bad admitting that I couldn't even watch the first episode at all given what I saw, heard and read, so I would like to try and make it up somehow...

Remember a couple lines ago I said I could withstand Ren Seeks Help but not this...

THAT shall be my target...

Hopefully I will get enough experience over the year to take the Dokuro titan on later in my life, but now, I really just want to thank a few people here. It's not

Thank you for trying to give me advice and warn me about what was in store. I had done research across review sites, TVtropes, Wikipedia, reviews here and Tumblr before you though. However, the 9 year old with adult breasts is new though, and that is just a straw on a already broken camels back. Thanks for talking to me about it though and the prep talk.

Thank you for at least getting me intrigued with this series. Unfortunately I am sorry I can't do it right now. I do hope that in the future I may get a chance to try it again, I will, but for now, I am weak...Props to you for getting through the series, a feat will deserving of a round of applause.

You made me remember why I love myself and like my personality. I am upbeat and positive, and I am proud of that. Unfortunately, everyone has a limit, and I think that right now, with this series, with what I just read alone, I think I found my potential limit.

Words cannot express how sorry I am for even suggesting it in the first place. I checked the rating on it and I thought that it being R was the same as NC-17+. If I knew what was truly there, I would have never suggest it in the first place. I give props to you for doing something I couldn't do.

Once again, sorry for breaking it like this. Next time I'll be sure to not put my money in my mouth...

Whatever that proverb means, although I am certain it's the same as "Don't count your chickens before they hatch".

Next time folks, it's Ren Seeks Help. 100% genuine this time. Saw Mr. Enter's review, saw a preview of it. I can manage this one.

Also, anyone know where I can get the other Adult Party Episodes? If this goes...harmlessly enough, I want to attempt a feat only

did as of yet...